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A New Podcast

A new podcast from Lauren Lopez that will definitely be figured out by the time it airs! (She was told two very different timelines for when she had to have this all figured out, but THAT'S OK WE'LL DO IT LIVE!) Each episode will definitely feature a very special guest and the following classic segments:

  • Opposite Day

  • BASIC!!!

  • Explain it to Me as if I am a Child

  • Have Good Taste, I’m Begging You

  • SWEAR JAR

  • I’m A Doctor, Listen to Me!!!!

  • HOT DOG STYLE

  • Divas Live 1999: A Retrospective

  • Sleep: A RESTrospective

  • Motherhood?!!! No thanks!!!!

  • Men Are Trash: A Lifestyle: A Religion: A Movement

  • A FULL CRAB SALAD

  • Don’t Talk To Me After My Brain Has Hit Its Social Limit and My Face Has Given You a Very Subtle Clue That I Am Done

  • Taking Teeny Tiny Bites of an Edible and Just Talkin’ w/ Friends!


  • ASSLESS

  • Office Hours with Professor Lopez, PhD

  • Morning Church

  • HEY HOW ARE YOU GOOD THANKS COULD I JUST GET A SPINACH FETA WRAP AND TWO EGG BITES TO GO PLEASE? …THAT’S IT, THANK YOU!

  • My Contractually Allotted 3 Minutes to Talk About Real Housewives

  • Perfect Pitch Bitch

  • GOD?!

  • Useful Advice I’ve Gotten from Straight Men that I Really Value Because they are Biologically Smarter than I am!

  • We Don’t Deserve Dogs

  • ABSOLUTE FREAKS!

  • I am rich